Dog for Sale
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch! Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood […]
Prostate Exam
A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, ‘I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are […]
Please, Have a Coffee on Me..
Just cause it’s so hard for me to take you out for a coffee… have one on me…. Enjoy 1. CLICK ON THE LINK (BELOW) 2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE 3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK 4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY 5. CLICK ON OPEN ENJOY! to start click: http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf
Rövid de Jó
– Akarsz sokat keresni? – Igen. – Akkor jól elbújok.
Heslá Dňa
Ak ste dobrý, hodia na vás všetku prácu. Ak ste naozaj dobrý, dokážete sa jej zbaviť! Všetci za jedného, jebem na všetkých!!! V živote sa treba pre niečo zapáliť… V krematóriu už bude neskoro. Ženy síce vedia predstierať orgazmus, no muži vedia predstierať celý vzťah… NEBER DROGY! Nikdy nikomu neber drogy! Šťastie nezávisí od peňazí. […]
Idiot Sighting
IDIOT SIGHTING #1 My daughter and I went through the McDonald ‘s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a […]
Thought of the Day
When men speak ill of you, live so that nobody will believe them. Plato
Gentlemen, Look For the Right Insurance!!
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. ‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?’ The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained: ‘I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, […]
