The New Physician
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘You think I’ll live to be 90?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer […]
Thought of the Day
Don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. General George S. Patton
Can You Recognize Them?
Angelina Jolie . . . . . . . Bjork Britney Spears . . . . . . . . Bruce Willis Cher . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Christina Aguilera Demi Moore . . . . . . . . . . Drew Barimore Elton John […]
What Religion is your Bra?
Hope this will give you a chuckle, have a good day!! A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.’ ‘What type of bra?’ asked the clerk. ‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more […]
Rabbi’s Son
The Rabbi’s son had just gotten his driving permit, and approached his father about the use of the family car. His father said, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little better, get your hair cut, and then we’ll talk about it.” After about a month, the […]
Very Touching Story
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: ‘How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?’ The surgeon said, ‘I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.’ Sally said, ‘Why do […]
Yaya Sisters
AND REMEMBER: GOOD FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS. YOU DON’T ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW THEY ARE HERE!!!!!
Thought of the Day
No one knows what he can do until he tries. Publilius Syrus
A ‘Feel Good’ Story for All
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder […]
