Blonde and Flat Tire
I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like […]
Mom’s… so True (for most Moms)
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, ‘I’m tired, and it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed’. She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day’s lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, […]
A Hét Dolláros Szex
Egy 65 év körüli párocska beállít a szexológushoz. Kérdi a doktor, hogy miről van szó. – Doktor úr, végignézné a szexünket? A doktor csodálkozik, de rámondja, hogy OK. Végig is nézi, és mondja, hogy nincs itt semmi probléma, majd elkér tőlük 50 dollárt a vizitért. Ez így megy hosszú heteken át. A pár újabb és […]
Tattoo
This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world… Until he went to prison.
A Man With Guts
I know I posted this one before, I like it so much, I’m posting it again…………. America, Canada, all Europe….. needs a President like this. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd – Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in […]
Hello, How Are You?
Good Morning We can pretend we are sharing a good cup of coffee (or tea, or Diet Coke or Dr Pepper while enjoying…. Good Morning Blessings If it stops with you, then the blessing will disappear. The blessing will only keep working if it is continuously passed around. If you are a recipient of a […]
Dave’s Card Trick
After you have thought about this for a while, pass it on to those poor unsuspecting friends you just love to pull something over on. ‘ Dave’s ‘ Card Trick. Pick one of the following cards. Don ‘t click on it; just keep it in your head. Scroll down when you have your card.. – […]
Top Ten Cool Places To Live
Take a deep breath and look below… # 1 DON’T WANT VISITORS? JUST UNHOOK THE CABLE. # 2 MOST PEOPLE USE TREES FOR A WINDBREAK # 3 CONSIDER THE PANIC IF YOU HEAR A BRANCH CRACK… # 4 HOW DID THEY GET THAT CAR IN THERE AND WHY? # 5 LONG CLIMB AFTER A DAY’S […]
