“Don’t Miss The Amazing Jew.”
The intrigued salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under the Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Jewish man wearing a name tag with the name, ‘Morty’ written on it. After the applause died down, Morty dropped hi s […]
Niekoľko na Zasmiatie
Vyšetruje Mara dcéru Marku, ktorá sa práve vrátila z rande: – Marka! Kde si si roztrhala punčocháče? – Ale, o tank som sa zadrela. – vysvetľuje dcéra. – Preboha! O tank? O aký tank? – No o ten, čo mal na výložkách… Súložia spolu muž a žena. Muž je na vrchu a žena sa mu […]
Hello..
I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you’re sitting at your computer and if you’re OK… Yup, there you are and you look great! Just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you.
Nine Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game […]
Zopár Senzačných
Idú dve 60-ročné babky po pláži a uvidia ako z piesku zo zahrabaného muža trčí len jeho krása a jedna druhej hovorí: “Vieš, keď so mala 20 rokov, mala som to každý deň, keď som mala 30, tak raz do týždňa, v 40- ke raz do mesiaca a v 50-tke som si za to musela […]
Thought of the Day
You cannot say that you have mastered love until you include yourself in its embrace. Alan Cohen
Hit the Sheep – Addictive…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
