Funny Quotes
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language was boiled down to 4-letter words: The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.” A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either […]
For Women’s Eyes Only..
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Go for the younger man. You might […]
Thught of the Day
Courage is the power of the mind to overcome fear. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Thought of the Day
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.
Puppy Size
This is one of the neatest stories you will ever hear. You will know precisely what this little girl is talking about at the end (you’ll want to share this one with your loved ones and special friends)! ‘Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We’ve been back to this animal shelter at least […]
Aging
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this […]
Friendship Mail
Tell your friends you love them……….. Pass this ROSE on to people you love.. Tell them, they are your: companion, through good times and buddy through happy times. Beside me you stand, beside me you walk you’re there to listen, you’re there to talk, with happiness, with smiles, with pain and tears I know you’ll […]
Thought of the Day
Motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going.
