I’d Rather be Single than This…
…what about you? Yes there are men out there like this!!!! That’s why smart (and elegant) women stay single… http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny
Ecclesiastes 3
The Old Testament Book of Ecclesiastes has always been a favorite worldwide. The Canadian Bible Society put this lovely scripture to Pachelbel’s Canon and the accompanying video…. And in so doing really nailed the poetry of The Book. http://www.biblesociety.ca/free_scriptures/escriptures/ecclesiastes3/ecclesiastes3.html
Japan Versus India
Schoolbus in Japan – – – – – Schoolbus in India But where did you call when you had a technical problem with your computer? Japan or India ?
New SUV for Birthday
Two senior gentlemen were chatting….. Mac said to Jim: “My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV”. Jim responded: “Wow, that’s amazing!!….. Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!” Mac replies: “Yup!!…. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!”
It Ain’t Happinin’
This is undoubtedly the most expressive picture I’ve ever seen of an animal. You can almost hear him say these words; “You want me to do what?? I’m not smellin’ those!” The look on this dog’s face is priceless… – – – – –
Walk Naked in America Day
Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely […]
Things I Din’t Learn in Hebrew School
1. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana. 2. Where there’s smoke, there may be salmon. 3. No meal is complete without leftovers. 4. According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants. 5. A shmata is a dress that your husband’s ex is wearing. 6. […]
Getting Even
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn’t know what to call her so we named […]
