Let’s Do This
We have a few days and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same… you get the idea. THE PROGRAM: On Friday, September 11th, 2009, […]
A Little Wisdom
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, ‘I love […]
This is ok if you are a Democrat or Republican
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, ‘If I tell […]
Twenty Years Later…
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then […]
Dementia Test
This is fun…… It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss […]
Political Opinions of Many…
What’s the difference between the Audubon Zoo and the White House? The Zoo Has an African Lion…. The White House has a Lyin’ African. ************************************************** History Lesson The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775 – they’ve had 234 years to get it right; it is broke, and even though heavily subsidized, it can’t compete […]
Political – Not a Joke..
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION (from a teacher in the Nashville area) “We are worried about “the cow” when it is all about the “Ice Cream” The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some […]
Wifes vs. Husbands
A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WOMEN’S REVENGE ‘Cash, […]
