An Other Political Joke..
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now […]
An Important Piece of U.S. History
Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase “You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me!”? Well, it just so happens to have indirectly originated through the Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington ‘s boat. It was extremely […]
Thought of the Day
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball
Wat Vinden Mannen Er Van?
Een man komt ‘n boekwinkel binnen en vraagt aan de verkoopster: “Waar staat het boek, DE MAN IS BAAS IN HUIS”? De verkoopster denkt even na en zegt: Op de tweede verdieping meneer…. bij de “SPROOKJESBOEKEN”
Suryia and Roscoe – Best of Friends
Where you lead, I will follow… best friends Suryia the orangutan and Roscoe the Blue Tick hound. Doggy paddle’s the order of the day here for the couple who live at the Tigers sanctuary in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Suryia and Roscoe spend hours together every day – they’re particularly keen on swimming. The two […]
Gezond Eten
(Ik moet even weg, chocola kopen………) Eten van rundvlees kan niet – Gekke koeien Eten van kip kan niet – Vogelpest Eten van eieren mag niet – Salmonella Eten van varkensvlees kan niet – Varkenspest Vis eten mag niet – zware metalen in het water heeft hun vlees vergiftigd Fruit en groenten mag je niet […]
Panda-Monium – Too Too Cute
These photos were taken in Beijing, China, at the Panda Reserve.. “OK, Mum, you can come and get me down now!” “Look deep into my eyes. You are starting to feel sleepy.” “I’m Kung Fu Panda. Bring it on!” “Okay, on the count of three, lift!” “Does this log make my butt look too big?” […]
Sugar Cubes
Quite an eye opener! We know the facts, but a picture is still worth a thousand words. Each cube is a teaspoonful. (So instead of 2 bananas, I can have 4 oreos?)
