Kameňáky
Ten, čo vymyslel prácu, tak ju mal naučiť onanovať, aby sa vedela urobiť sama! … Viete, aká je najlepšia antikoncepcia? Chrbtom k sebe a každý sám! … Pár v posteli. Ona: “Urobím z Teba najšťastnejšieho muža na svete. ON: ” Budeš mi chýbať!” … Muž je so ženou v posteli a vraví jej: “Miláčik, ak […]
Political…
Even if these are made up stories, they’re still funny!! Just in case these stories are real, we took the names of callers off the list for their own protection… A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an […]
Thought of the Day
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish. J.R.Tolkien
Jeanne Robertson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs
Happy Buddy Day
Hi Buddy!! HAPPY BUDDIES DAY!!! Forward to all your friends. Happiness keeps You Sweet, The IRS keeps you broke. Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keep You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only Buddies keep You Going! Every day is ‘online buddy day’.. Send this to your online friends..
Thought of the Day
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination. Tommy Lasorta
Zaujímavá Informácia
Ochranné pomôcky: Prvý suspenzor bol v hokeji použitý už v roku 1874. Ale prvá helma až v roku 1974. Trvalo to sto rokov, kým mužom došlo, že i mozog je dôležitý.
Math Logic
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…. it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings […]
If My Body Were a Car…
This is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. My headlights are out of focus, and it’s especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as […]
