Holy Email
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he sent an angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it’s bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, […]
Women’s Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they […]
André Rieu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG8quu2sQ2Y&feature=related
Viccek
– Ön férjnél van ? – Nem,hét éve özvegy vagyok. – Gyereke van? – Igen, egy négy éves és egy két éves. – De hisz a férje hét éve meghalt? – Ó igen,de én élek. Egyik barát szörnyülködve meséli a másiknak. – Képzeld a vasárnapi ebéd főzése közben vettük észre a feleségemmel,hogy elfogyott a krumpli. […]
Thought of the Day
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. Albert Einstein
Sand Art
This is unreal! This incredible “sand animation” is performed by the 2009 winner of the Ukraine “Got Talent” television series, Kseniya Simonova. Apparently, it is telling the story of life during WWII, which would explain the emotional reactions of some of the audience. The text at the end where they’re staring at the sailor’s ghost […]
Ordering Pizza in Near Future
http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf
The Wonderful English Language
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house […]
V Posteli
Mužský hlas: “Toto sú dve nežné ručičky, toto zas dve krásne nožičky, tu vyššie dve moje kozičky, ešte vyššie dve jemné ušká…” Preruší ho netrpezlivý ženský hlas: “Počúvaj, Fero! Teraz trtkáme, alebo robíme inventúru?!”
