Thought of the Day
Learn to see things as they really are, not as we imagine they are.
Babka s Dedkom
Dedko s babičkou su v nebi. Ležia na lehátkách pod slnečníkom na nádhernej pláži, popíjajú ľadové drinky a je im fajn. Všade okolo nich sú šťastní ľudia, nikto nemá žiadne starosti, hrá rajská hudba – no proste raj. V tom dedko vstane a vylepí babičke facku. “Prečo si to urobil?” pýta sa babička . “Pretože […]
Things Aren’t Always as They Appear
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who […]
Pohádka Pro Všechny Ženy
Bylo nebylo, jednoho bílého dne švadlenka šila u řeky a z ničeho nic její náprstek spadl do vody. Vykřikla, najednou se Bůh shora zeptal: “Proč pláčeš moje dítě?”; “Můj náprstek spadl do vody! Potřebuji ho abych mohla pomoct manželovi uživit rodinu.” Bůh neváhal a ponořil svoji ruku do vody a náprstek vytáhl zdobený safíry. “Je […]
Funny Story
This story is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it […]
Mexican Maid
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise . She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’ Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.’ The first is that I iron better […]
Let’s Offend Everybody – Again!
Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the […]
