Loud Music
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered […]
Car Accident
There I was on my way to Wal-Mart… getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind… wasn’t even on the horizon… I was in a great mood… and then… I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car… and you know […]
10 Commandments
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’ ‘Can you give us an example?’ ‘Thou shall not kill.’ ‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’ So […]
“Street” Artist
This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings. (Some of the drawings are the same we posted before, some are new…)
Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said. “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve […]
Thought of the Day
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Blind Cowboy in a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the […]
Wasp Spray
Get several cans and keep them handy! IF ITS NOT FOR YOU TELL YOUR LOVED ONES. Wasp Spray; I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She […]
