“Stocking Stuffer”
You can go to Shanghai for a vacation, buy two or more of these cars, one for your wife and one for yourself, and one for each of your kids, have them shipped to Canada and still spend less money than if you bought a car in Canada. This is not a toy, not a […]
Otec a Syn
Synátor sa pýta pri pisoároch, otca: “Oci, prečo ja mám na nohaviciach iba 2 gombíky a ty 5?” “No vieš synček, ty máš malého pipíka, tak na 2 gombíky, a ja som starší, mám väčšieho, tak na 5 gombíkov…” “Oci, tak potom aký veľký kokot musí mať náš pán farár, keď má gombíky až po […]
Thought of the Day
The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
Need a Smile Today?
ENJOY NO, I’m not going to the VET!! This beats the heck out of bunk beds! Aww shucks, I thought I’d end up in the kitchen I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes!!!! Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed.. I have an OUWEE! What do you mean, ‘I look […]
My 1 Day Employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day… About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the […]
An Other Good “BAD” Political Joke!
I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 540% TAX ON ASPIRIN, BECAUSE IT’S WHITE AND IT WORKS.
My Ex-Wife the Pilot
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in […]
Thought of the Day
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
