Some Stuff Just Can’t be Made up…
Wal-Mart Cake make sure you read the story under the picture….. Keep in mind this actually really did happen. Apparently, this cake was for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office. Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: […]
Thought of the Day
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Beautiful Message About Getting Old
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The Nun and the Priest
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said: “Shit, I missed.” The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he […]
Vědecký Poznatek
*V Japonsku, kde je spotřeba tuků minimální, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a záchvatů nižší, než v Anglii a USA. *Na druhé straně ve Francii, kde je spotřeba tuků velmi vysoká, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a záchvatů také nižší, než v Anglii a USA. *V Indii, kde sotva pijí červené víno, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a […]
Thought of the Day
“Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard for anyone.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cat’s Meow
A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
I Am Mouse… Hear me roar!
This mouse diced with death when it tucked into the lunch of a hungry leopard. Seemingly unaware of the beast towering over it, the mischievous rodent grabbed at scraps of meat thrown into the African Leopard’s enclosure. But instead of pouncing on the the tiny intruder the 12-year-old leopard, called Sheena, appeared to be afraid […]
How Adam Got Eve
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a […]
