Thought of the Day
Every time I think I’ve hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
Political – Can You Take It?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj01Sqi0zic
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. ……………………………………………………………. Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect…… So why practice? …………………………………………………………….. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? …………………………………………………………….. Every Man should […]
Kids Always Say Something Memorable
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin’s six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, ‘My mom has some of those, but I don’t think she […]
Thought of the Day
A company is known by the people it keeps.
A Child’s View of Thunderstorms
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked […]
What’s for Lunch?
A man walked into a restaurant, and saw a sign hanging over the counter which read: Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Chicken Sandwich $2.00 Hand job $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary money, he beckoned to one of the attractive women, serving a line of eager-looking middle-aged men. ‘Yes’?: she inquired, with a naughty knowing smile. […]
Thought of the Day
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
‘1’ Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! ————————————————————————————————— ‘2’ Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG! ——————————————————————————————————- ‘3’ Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ——————————————————————————————————- ‘4’ Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. […]
