Smart Blonde
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean, it […]
Thought of the Day
Education is the best defense against the media.
Israel
Israel is the only country in the world where one need not check the ingredients on the products in the supermarket to avoid ending up with things containing pork. Israel is a country where the same drivers who cuss you and flip you the bird will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of […]
Polish Sausage
Everyone is in a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days! A guy walks into a store and asks the clerk: ‘In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?’ The clerk looks at him and says, ‘Are you Polish?’ The guy (clearly offended) says, ‘Well, yes I am. He then says: But let me ask […]
Mermaid or Whale?
Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: ¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨ A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly […]
Thought of the Day
‘If I could do one thing with the world, I’d turn the entire human race into empaths. Make everybody feel everyone’s pain. If we could all truly empathize with each other, there would be an immediate end to most human misery.
Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave […]
Hollywood Squares
If you remember the Original television show Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions… Q. Do female frogs […]
Thought of the Day
Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back. Ralph Waldo Emerson
