Thomas Jefferson
It has been said the greatest volume of sheer brainpower in one place occurred when Jefferson dined alone… HOW DID JEFFERSON KNOW?????? When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe . Thomas Jefferson The democracy will cease to exist when you take away […]
Thought of the Day
‘If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.’ -Mark Twain
IKEA to Take Over GM
Business update just announced: IKEA to take over GM . . . – – – – – IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED IT’S INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GM, AND TO SELL CARS ! ! ! – – – – – – – – – – WE ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE……….. – – – – – – – […]
I Am a CAT and Will Sleep Where I Like
SK – Ja som mačka a ja spím tam, kde sa mi páči… H – Macska vagyok, ott alszom ahol nekem tetszik… NL – Ik ben een poes, ik slaap waar ik het plezant vind… F – Je suis un chat, je dorm ou je veux…
Thought of the Day
Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Life…
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’ She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? Now that food has replaced sex in […]
A Good Tip
This really does work!!! I’ve tried it several times and it worked every time – even tried it again this morning! I even verified this on Snopes!!! It REALLY, REALLY WORKS!!! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
