Az Öt Ujj
Egy gazdag zsidó bankár fia nősül. Az esküvő előestéjén magához hivatja fiát egy apa-fiú beszélgetésre. “Simon, fiam, most döbbenek rá, hogy soha nem beszélgettem el veled… Holnaptól a feleségeddel fogsz élni, mégis csak jobb, ha tudsz bizonyos dolgokról. Például, ismered a kéz öt ujját?” “Hát persze, apám! Van a hüvelyk ujj, mutató ujj, nagy ujj […]
Thought of the Day
Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.”
The Wedding Gown That Made History
Lilly Friedman doesn’t remember the last name of the woman who designed and sewed the wedding gown she wore when she walked down the aisle over 60 years ago. But the grandmother of seven does recall that when she first told her fiancé Ludwig that she had always dreamed of being married in a white […]
This Will Make You Smile Even if it’s a Made Up Story…
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE….. ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S A TRUE STORY…. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO WALK ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON: “THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND”, WERE TELEVISED […]
Lorena Bobbit’s Nursery
But will they bloom??? I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry. I wonder if they come in different colors. I wonder about the fragrance? I wonder if they’re cheaper by the dozen. I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water. I […]
De Non
Een non moet erg dringend en loopt een café binnen. Er speelt muziek en er wordt druk gepraat,terwijl af en toe de verlichting van het café voor drie tellen helemaal uitgaat en dan gelijktijdig een luid entoesiast hoera-gejuich weerklinkt. Bij het binnenkomen van de non wordt het even stil. De non stapt snel door naar […]
Patriotism
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 […]
I Hope There’s Isn’t Anyone Who Reads This That Won’t Keep This Going
Happy 4th of July!…. Let’ s get this started now, so it will be out there on the fourth (and always)! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! KEEP IT LIT!! […]
