How to handle irritating seat mates
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head […]
I’m a Born Again American
http://www.bornagainamerican.org/
Najkrajšie Meno na Slovensku
Lenka je najkrajšie meno na Slovensku, lebo 3 veci, ktoré muži najviac milujú sa končia na ‘LENKA’: – – – 1) dovo LENKA, 2) mi LENKA, 3) pá LENKA .
Thought of the Day
Be yourself everyone else is taken!
Hitelfedezet
Sámuel elmegy az Izraeli Bankba. – Jó napot, Sámuel! – köszönti őt tisztelettudóan a bank alkalmazottja. – Jó napot. Azért jöttem, hogy 1$ hitelt kérjek. -1$-t ?? De Sámuel, hisz ezt minden probléma nélkül levonhatjuk az ön bármelyik számlájáról. – Nem, én hitelbe kérek 1 $-t, amit egy hónapon belül megfizetek. Ha nem kapom meg […]
Buzzard, Bat, Bumblebee vs. People
BUZZARD If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6′ x 8′ and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of 10-12′. Without space […]
A Must See!!
http://www.cultureunplugged.com/play/1081/Chicken-a-la-Carte
One Liners
* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love? “Honey, I’m home!” […]
