To All “Mature” People
This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it… 1978: Long hair 2010: Longing for hair 1978: KEG 2010: EKG 1978: Acid rock 2010: Acid reflux 1978: Moving to California because it’s cool 2010: Moving to Arizona because it’s warm 1978: Trying to look like Marlon Brando […]
Immortal Frogs
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. . . . They can’t croak.
Thought of the Day
If a man does not work passionately (even furiously) at being the best in the world at what he does,he fails his talent, his destiny and his God. George Lois
Thought of the Day
“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.” Carrie Fisher
Thought of the Day
Much of life can never be explained but only witnessed.
Breaking News
The government will start deporting all of the weird old people this year. I started crying when I thought of you. Run, MY FRIEND, RUN! Well….what can I say….someone sent it to me, and I’m not going alone!
Waarom Ik Mijn Secretaresse Ontslagen Heb
Ik werd ‘s morgens gedeprimeerd wakker, omdat het mijn verjaardag was en ik dacht: Alweer een jaartje ouder. Nadat ik me had gewassen en geschoren ging ik richting ontbijt met de gedachte dat mijn vrouw me met een dikke kus zou feliciteren. Aan tafel zat mijn vrouw zoals gewoonlijk de krant te lezen en zei […]
