Thought for the Day
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone…
V Baru
Na baru sedí vlk, medvěd a prase a kasají se, kdo je větši frajer drsoň. Vlk:”… já, když zavyju, tak se strachy třese celý les…” Medvěd:”… to já, když zařvu, tak se strachy třesou celý hory…” Prase sedi, nic neříká, popíjí drink. Po chvilce polohlasně řekne: ” … to já si jen lehce odkašlu a […]
Štatistika
– než sa jedlo dostane z úst do žalúdka,trvá to 7 sekúnd – ľudský vlas udrží 3 kg – mužský penis je rovnako dlhý ako ich palec x 3 – ženské srdce bije rýchlejšie ako mužské – na jednom chodidle máme viac než tisíc miliárd baktérií – používame 300 svalov,len aby sme udržali rovnováhu – […]
Deacon’s Last Words
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him. The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed. The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon […]
Sometimes…
Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears. Sometimes when you are in pain, no one sees your hurt. Sometimes when you are worried, no one sees your stress. Sometimes when you are happy, no one sees your smile. – – – – – – – – – – – But FART! ! just […]
Thought of the Day
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
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News Flash
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : […]
