Thought of the Day
Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Remember the Songs?
Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash. Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker . Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The […]
Obama Float
The question is…. Is that Hilary? What is she hanging on to? ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V Answer: His stimulus package.
Steps To Freedom
Change What Isn’t Working We have all had the experience of realizing that something in our lives is not working. This knowledge can come as a sudden realization or a nagging feeling of doubt that grows stronger, waking us up to the fact that something needs to change. Some people have a tendency to act […]
Mai Adag
A tanító néni az összetett mondatokat tanítja. Mint lehetséges kötőszót, a “valószínűleg” -et adja meg. A gyerekek példamondatokat mondanak. Józsika: Édesanyám fogja a pénztárcáját és a kosarát, valószínűleg vásárolni megy. Tanító néni: Helyes. Zsoltika: Édesapám reggel magához veszi a táskáját, valószínűleg dolgozni indul. Tanító néni: Nagyon helyes. Pistike: A nővéremhez megérkezik a zongoratanár, lehúzza a […]
Thought for the Day
Atleast once a day look up in to the sky and appreciate the wonders of life.
Bert’s New Boots
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas… Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’ Margaret looked him over. ‘Nope.’ Frustrated, Bert stormed […]
Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’ […]
Spreuk
Daar alleen kan liefde wonen. Daar alleen is ‘t leven goed. Waar men stil en ongedwongen, Steeds de vrouw haar goesting doet.
Strijd Tegen Kanker
Gewoon uit respect doen A.U.B. Hier kan ik geen NEE op zeggen, JIJ? Al wat jou gevraagd wordt, is om dit te laten circuleren. Ook al stuur je het naar één persoon. Ter herinnering aan al diegenen die zijn overleden aan kanker en voor iedereen die er nou mee worstelt. Een Kaars Verliest Niet aan […]
