Chinese Horoscope
Don’t know if this is just a sick coincidence or if I’m getting paranoid, but…. 2007 – Chinese year of the Chicken – Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 – Chinese year of the Horse – Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing 2009 – Chinese year of the Pig – Swine Flu Pandemic kills […]
Thought for the Day
Success in life will create crowds around you, Loneliness will create emptiness… but TOUGH TIMES will make you a better person!
Nem Árt Vigyázni
A háztartási alkalmazott fizetésemelést kér. Az asszony nem örül a kérésnek és megkérdezi: – Mariskám, miért kellene felemelnem a fizetésedet? – Asszonyom, három oka van. Az első: én szebben vasalok, mint maga. – Ki mondta neked, hogy szebben vasalsz nálam? – A maga férje mondta. – Ó!!! – A második ok az, hogy én jobban […]
Leroy
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters […]
Tennessee Cut Overalls
FINALLY, OVERALLS THAT FIT! Just ask for the ‘ TENNESSEE CUT’! ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V Brand new edition of… ‘You know you’re a redneck when…… 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. […]
Words of Advice…
NEVER, EVER, EVER… EVER… UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE… KISS A MONKEY… ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V “HAVE A GREAT DAY”
