Senior Moment
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,’ the student said, loud enough for many […]
Thought of the Day
Live your life with 3 E’s: Energy Enthusiasm Empathy
Orvosok!!…
Orvos: Gratulálok a bátorságához! Az operációt hősiesen állta, de a műtét előtt nagyon nyugtalan volt, dulakodott a nővérekkel, kiabált, káromkodott… Beteg: Ne csodálkozzon rajta doktor úr, hiszen én csak az ablakot jöttem megtisztítani…
Mužský…
Ti nestárnou. Šediny je zdobí, brýle jim svědčí, vrásky jsou sexy. Žádné křečové žíly. Žádná celulitida. Žádné klimakterium. A pak z ničeho nic zdechnou.
A Hádka Začala…
Moja žena mi naznačovala, čo chce na nadchádzajúce výročie. Povedala: “Chcem niečo, čo prejde od 0 na 150 za 3 sekundy.” Tak som jej kúpil osobnú váhu A hádka začala….. ************************************************* Keď som prišiel včera večer domov, manželka požadovala, aby som ju vzal niekam, kde je draho… Tak som ju vzal na benzínovú pumpu. A […]
Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach, he had no arms or legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for him, the 1st woman asked, ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on. The 2nd woman asked, ‘Have you […]
Mars vs. Venus
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were […]
$40,000 Funeral
Jim died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. ‘Well, I’m sure Jim would be pleased,’ she said. ‘I’m sure you’re right,’ replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. ‘How much did this really […]
Thought for the Day
Listen to music every day. It’s food for the soul…
