My New Animal Rescue Project…
Some of you probably already know, I joined an animal rescue group last year and have been assigned to protect the African Antelope. Well, last month I was in Africa and this was my first real action, and fortunately my efforts were captured on the attached video. I hope you enjoy it. This type of […]
Esthetische Verrichting
Een vrouw wil zich laten opereren, want ze vindt dat haar Vaginale lippen te groot zijn. Ze vraagt aan de dokter om de verrichting, geheim te houden: “Ik wil niet dat het iemand weet.” “Mevrouw, wij zijn gebonden aan beroepsgeheim.” Na de operatie, ziet de vrouw, 3 rozen naast het bed op het nachtkastje staan. […]
Space News from BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/8041583.stm
French Missile
Very impressive! frenchmissile
Encounter on an Airplane
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, […]
5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to […]
Thought of the Day
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it!
Old Man at the Pharmacy
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ‘Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?’ ‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ‘ ‘I’m 96’ said the old man. ‘I don’t want an erection, I just […]
