Pár Vtipů
Manželka říká manželovi: ,,Já bych chtěla mít větší prsa.´´ Manžel na to: ,, Tak si je tři toaletním papírem.´´ Manželka: ,,A to jako pomůže?´´ A manžel na to: ,,No, to nevím, ale koukni, co ti to udělalo s prdelí.´´ Chudý rybář chytí zlatou rybku a povídá si: ,,Udělám tě na másle s trochou česneku a […]
More Blonde Jokes
Two Blondes with a hammer… Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, […]
Letter to the Boss
Dear Boss, I thought I should inform you immediately that I will be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by a wasp whilst sleeping last night. As I’m sure you will no doubt appreciate the weather has been extremely warm, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without any bed sheets. It […]
Thought for the Day
Walk every day for 30 minutes with a smile on your face.
Allowing Others To Be ~ Controlling Behavior
We all know what it’s like to want to be in control. In some ways, exerting control is an important survival skill. For example, we have every right to be in control of our own bodies and our own lives. Taking control in these cases is empowering and necessary. Controlling behavior in the negative sense […]
I Fixed My Computer
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I HAVE FIXED MY COMPUTER! And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! ll ll ll ll ll […]
Cougar vs. Bear
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Gramodeska – Znáš to Ještě??
O ženách – konečně to někdo pochopil!!! Povídají si dva muži o ženách. První povídá: “Žena je jako gramodeska, ohraje se a vymění za novou.” Druhý na to říká: “Víš, kamaráde, ta gramodeska se dá otočit na druhou stranu a až potom se může vyměnit.” Nedaleko stojící babka je poslouchá a pak jim povídá: “Ale, […]
