Chuckle for Cinco de Mayo
It was once said that a black man would be president … “WHEN PIGS FLY”… Well sure enough 100 days into Obama’s presidency… SWINE FLU!!!
Curtain Rods
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music and feasted on a […]
Agyteszt
Az alábbi egy érdekes jelenség, és minél tovább gondolkodik rajta az ember, annál meglepőbb. Csináld végig komolyan az alábbiakat: Ne kapkodj, kövesd az instrukciókat… Fejben végezd el a számításokat, a lehető leggyorsabban. Ha segít, hangosan is számolhatsz. Egyenként hajtsd végre az alábbi instrukciókat. Kezdjük! Mennyi 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? 16+16? Gyorsan gondolj egy számra 12 és […]
Easy Math
This is what you may run into in the Every Day World, Keep your ears open! What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over […]
Vtípky
Teorie relativity… Manželka: “Včera to byla s manželem nádhera! Hodinová předehra a potom jsme se další hodinu milovali.” Manžel: “Včera to stálo s manželkou za hovno. Nejdřív se mi hodinu nechtěl postavit a pak jsem se hodinu nemohl udělat.” —————————————————————— Močí spolu dva policajti. Jeden povídá: “Ty vole, ty máš nějak mokrý kalhoty.” Druhý: “Kurva, […]
Omdat Ik een Goeie Vriend Ben!
Ik hoop dat je het niet erg vind, maar ik heb jouw naam opgegeven voor de trekking voor een 7-daagse Cruise. Ik kan je verzekeren dat er verder geen vertegenwoordigers aan de deur komen of dat je gebeld zult worden. De winkansen zijn uitzonderlijk groot. Het betreft hier een 7-daagse cruise (7 dagen en 6 […]
Making Babies
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’ Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby […]
Thought of the Day
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has real culture. Tom Taussik
Tough Love vs. Spanking
Most of the American population thinks it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’ One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. Some say it’s the vibration from the car, […]
Thought of the Day
When you look back too much, you will soon be heading that way.
