Fireman Sex
A Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go. […]
Virus Allert
If you receive an e-mail entitled ‘Bedtimes,’ delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It […]
Thought of the Day
Money talks, but most of us can’t keep it long enough to hear what it says. Frank McKinney Hubbard
Thought for the Day
I looked up the word politics in the dictionary, and it’s actually a combination of 2 words: poli, which means “many” and tics, which means”bloodsuckers”. J. Leno
Human Body
*It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. *One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). *The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb. *Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. *A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. *There are about one trillion bacteria […]
Test Your Knowledge
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Breeding Bulls
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, […]
Spring Classes for Men
Spring Classes for Men at the ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Thursday, June 26th of this year NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays, Step by Step, with Slide […]
