Man are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES: If Debbie, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Debbie, Kate and Sarah. If Don, Bill, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Don, Bill, and John will each throw in $20, even […]
Simple Copain vs. Véritable Ami
* Un simple copain, quand il vient chez toi, agit comme un invité. * Un véritable ami ouvre ton frigo et se sert. * Un simple copain ne t’as jamais vu pleurer. * Un véritable ami a les épaules trempées de tes larmes. * Un simple copain ne connaît pas les prénoms de tes parents. […]
Thought of te Day
When you meet a worthy person, seek to become his equal. When you meet a fool, look within and examine yourself. Confucius
Why I quit exercising
Why Exercise Frightens me!! What do these women think is going to happen to all this extra body when they stop weight training?? Remind me NEVER to exercise again!
Nevessünk
Hogyan lehet víz segítségével fényt csinálni? – Meg kell mosni az ablakot. – Mi van a macska fején? – Cirmos cica haj. – Hogy készül a gyerek? – Leül az asztal mellé, és megírja a leckéjét. – Hogy hívják az alattomos masinát? – Számító gép. – Miért zümmögnek a méhek? – Mert nem tudják a […]
This Is Why I Love Being a Jew
by Dan Sporn Our condition, in Israel, has never been better than it is now! Only the television and the media make people think that the end of the world is near … Only 65 years ago, Jews were brought to death like sheep to slaughter. NO country, NO army. Only 60 years ago, seven […]
Thought for the Day
A human person is always courageous, but a courageous person is not necessarily human. Confucius
Don’t Stretch After Jogging
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Candyman
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER…. …..THIS IS THE ONE SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
