Nurses Aren’t Supposed to Laugh
Of course I won’t laugh, said the nurse… I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient. Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than the a AAA battery. […]
Thought of the Day
A promise easily made is hard to keep. Confucius
How Are You Feeling Today?
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today. The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1990. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced two years before they were born. They have always had an answering machine. […]
On the Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said ‘I am a Father.’ The little boy replied ‘My Dad doesn’t wear his collar like […]
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was […]
Thought for the Day
If a person doesn’t constantly ask himself, “What is the right thing to do?” I really don’t know what is to be done about him? Confucius
Women’s Problems Start with MEN
Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now… I never looked at it this way before: Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN? MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal […]
Reason to Drink
If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster….. ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V I mean, seriously, would you really quit drinking? This is enough to make me START again !!!
