Garbage Bags
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, ‘Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.’ ‘Oh, […]
At the Pet Store
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or […]
Belgische Douane
Vijf Hollanders in een Audi Quattro arriveren bij een Belgische grenspost. Daar worden ze gestopt door beambte Sjefke die zegt: ‘Het is illegaal om vijf mensen in een Audi Quattro te vervoeren;Quattro betekent vier.’ ‘Quattro is alleen de naam van de auto,’ antwoordt de bestuurder. ‘Je kunt er best vijf mensen in vervoeren. Wil je […]
Tough Business Woman
A little old Jewish lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but never take a pretzel. And this went on for more then 3 years. […]
Earth Day Predictions of 1970
Source: Reason.com Here are some of the spectacularly wrong predictions made on the occasion of Earth Day 1970. “We have about five more years at the outside to do something.” Kenneth Watt, ecologist “Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind.” George Wald, Harvard Biologist “We […]
Kurvítko
Všetci vieme, že keď niečo rozoberieme a znovu to zložíme, zostane nám vždy nejaká malá eidentifikovateľná súčiastka. Nikde nechýba a všetko funguje tak, ako má, no stále zostáva otázka: Na čo teda je tá súčiastka? Odpoveď je jednoduchá: Súčiastka je tzv. kurvítko. Kurvítko spôsobuje, že daná vec sa presne po vypršaní záručnej doby pokazí, a […]
Amazing Pictures
Waves of Hawaii These incredible images of waves were taken by the number 1 photographer of surf: Clark Little. He has dedicated his life to photographing the waves and has published a selection of the best images of his career. He captures magical moments inside the “tube”, as surfers say. Sun … glints off wave […]
Thought for the Day
In any matter, if you don’t think far enough into the future, trouble will be close at hand. Confucius
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