An Amusing Song (from “Twisted Humor”)
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Sedm divů Socialismu a Kapitalismu
Sedm divů socialismu: Každý měl práci. I když měl každý práci, nikdo nic nedělal. I když nikdo nic nedělal, plán se plnil nad 100 procent. I když se plán plnil nad 100%, nikde nic nebylo. I když nikde nic nebylo, tak měl každý všechno. I když měl každý všechno, tak všichni kradli. I když všichni […]
Three Southern Boys
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, ‘Yup, his face […]
Elderly Couple
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, ‘Honey, you know I […]
Thought for the Day
Don’t waste your precious energy on negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead, invest your energy in the positive present moment.
Prayer
The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord’s voice. A young man couldn’t help but wonder, ‘Does God still speak to people?’ After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message. Several different ones talked about how God had led them in different […]
Blonde Jokes
Blonde On An Airline A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She tells the blonde that she paid for the economy class and […]
Why I Fired my Secretary
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday.’ I thought… Well, […]
Talking Doggies
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