Thought for the Day
Don’t waste your precious energy on negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead, invest your energy in the positive present moment.
How is your Day Going?
Ever have a day, when something seems a bit ‘off’ but you can’t put your finger on it… Or it seemed like all the people around you just wanted to butt heads… Or just get into some kind of weird tug of war? Sometimes you just need to take a fresh new look and get […]
Veľkonočné Želanie
Už sa blížia sviatky jari, tešia sa veľkí, malí. Dievky zas len báť sa budú, svoje šaty sušiť budú. Korbáč, vodu, kraslíc moc, nech prinesie Veľká noc. Šťastie, zdravie, veľa smiechu Vám úprimne želáme všetcia od emailvariety.com
Brothers
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy replied. The man continued, “do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “not exactly, […]
Old Ladies
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking… Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t […]
25 Ways to Improve Your Health
1.) Brush twice a day! 2.) Dress right for the weather. 3.) Visit the dentist regularly. 4.) Get plenty of rest. 5.) Make sure your hair is dry before going outside. 6.) Eat right. 7.) Get outside in the sun every once in a while. 8.) Always wear a seatbelt. 9.) Control your drinking of […]
Redneck Classic
Redneck Harley…… Redneck Bass Boat…… Redneck Grill…… Redneck Horseshoes…… Redneck Lawnmower…… Redneck Weather Station….. Redneck Pet Carrier…… Redneck Gingerbread House…… Redneck Wedding Reception……. Redneck Cat……. Redneck Guest Bedrooms……. Redneck Palm Pilot…….. Redneck Powerball Winner……. The above Powerball Winner on Vacation……. Redneck Yacht: You are a redneck if… A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing… You […]
Somewhere in China
When you need to relax and just get away….. may I suggest ‘A Day at the beach in CHINA ” ??? WONDER WHERE THE TOILETS ARE?
