How a Butterfly Destroyed my Roof
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Thought for the Day
Man cannot discover new oceans until he has courage to lose sight of the shore. Anon
I love this Doctor!
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car […]
Texas Cowboy
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst… He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls […]
Discipline
Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough.
Doctors
The doctor felt the man’s purse and said there was no hope. Nobody wants to be married to a doctor who works weekends and makes house calls at 2 a.m. But every patient would like to find one. It’s a good idea to “shop around” before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition […]
Why Some Men Have Dogs and not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your […]
DEA Agent
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, […]
“Battle Hymn Of The Republic” – Performed by School Kids
Get a load of these high school kids. At the conclusion listen to the high notes on the trumpet… played by a high school kid. One of the fathers recorded it, added some graphic enhancements to the recording, and posted it on the web. The song, of course, is the ” Battle Hymn Of The […]
