Gentlemen, Beware…
In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. ‘Sir,’ she said. ‘You may use the ladies room, if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.’ He went in, did what he needed […]
This is Adorable
Debby Cantlon, who plans to release Finnegan, the young squirrel, back into the wild, bottle-fed the infant squirrel after it was brought to her house. When Cantlon took in the tiny creature and began caring for him, she found herself with an unlikely nurse’s aide: her pregnant Papillion, Mademoiselle Giselle. Finnegan was resting in a […]
Different Thought for a Different Day
An other thought: Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs…
Thought for the Day
Love what you do, do what you love. It’s that simple. Wayne Dyer (The Invisible Force)
Good Luck Angel
WHEN I ASKED MYSELF WHO MIGHT NEED AN ANGEL TODAY, I THOUGHT OF YOU!!! Someone didn’t want her, so they sent her to me. I don’t want her so, I’m sending her to You! The rules are simple: You can send her away, but you can’t send her BACK!!! ll ll ll ll ll ll […]
The Blonde
A Blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The Blonde jumps up out of bed and says: “I’ve had enough of this,” and she goes downstairs. The Blonde finally comes back up to bed and her […]
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. It all goes to the same place anyway. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a […]
Orders for Christmas Throws
A friend of mine is selling throws again this year. You know what they are; the thingy that you throw over your bed to keep you warm. I only have the one attached sample to show you. I may have already solicited a few of you so if this is a repeat request, I apologize. […]
Surprise Balloons
If this doesn’t make you laugh you have serious problems. Enjoy and Have a Great Day…
