Happy Birthday
SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied. ‘Two years older than me’ ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is […]
How Bad is the Economy?
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Get your Kleenex Ready…
If you never watch another video, watch this one!!!…………….. My Redeemer Lives – Team Hoyt – tangle.com A son asked his father, ‘ Dad , will you take part in a marathon with me?’ The father who, despite having a heart condition, says ‘Yes’. They went on to complete the marathon together. Father and son […]
Baby Moose & Mom
Naubinway, MI, is about 40 miles west of the Mackinaw bridge in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. How about this at your front door……… Baby Moose 12 Hours Old – Born in the middle of downtown Naubinway , Michigan In my 33 years in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, I have never seen a new-born baby moose. […]
Inšpirácia na Dnes
AKO OSTAŤ MLADÝM… 1. Zahoďte nepodstatné číslovky. Sú to vek, hmotnosť a výška. Nech sa starajú o ne lekári. Platíte ich za to. 2. Ponechajte si len veselých priateľov. Hundroši vás stiahnu dole. (Nezabúdajte na to, ak ste jeden z tých hundrošov!) 3. Neustále sa učte: Učte sa o počítačoch, remeslách, záhradníctve, čokoľvek. Nikdy nenechajte […]
Thought for the Day
If you feel weak, lethargic, and fatigued after eating certain things, take note of what you’ve eaten so you can avoid eating these same low-energy foods in the future. Wayne Dyer (The Invisible Force)
When a Japanese Baby is Born
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Seamstress
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband […]
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I’d been ‘computering’, And I had to answer ‘yes.’ He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up… The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the […]
Butler
A very nice story… Eugene Allen, 89, a retired White House butler, tries on his old tuxedo for a photo. Allen, who served eight presidents during a period when America ‘s racial history was being rewritten, is marveling at the election of Barack Obama. Now retired, he started when blacks were in the kitchen. By […]
