Thought for the Day
Knowledge is power…
Powerful Women
Truth #1 Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: Oh shit, she’s awake!! Truth #2 Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll […]
Belgium
Enjoy the “travel” through beautiful Belgium… (I wish I could provide the pralines!!) http://www.fotogeniekbelgie.be/port/index_fotogalery.html
Car Wash
Sorry if I haven’t emailed for a while, my car needed washing AGAIN. I went to the car wash and had to have them REWASH THE CAR 3 times! THEY KEPT MISSING SPOTS!! So, if you don’t hear from me for a week or so… You’ll know where I am… ll ll ll ll ll […]
The Wongs
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. ‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’ The puzzled father looks at his […]
Doctor Flame’s Cure for Constipation
And all along I thought Exlax was the best…… If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: “My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, […]
Čelo
Pani učitelka povídá dětem: “Děti a nyní mi řekněte větu, kde je slovo čelo.” Přihlásí se Mařenka a povídá: “Tatínek hraje na čelo.” Paní učitelka ji pochválí a říká. “A nyní aby to slovo tam bylo dvakrát.” Přihlásí se Anička a říká: “Tatínekhraje na čelo a violončelo.” “A nyní děti, aby to slovo tam bylo […]
Brains
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’ ‘Not yet,’ she replied.
