“Bird watching”
The fellow sitting on the tailgate of his pickup truck never realized the show he was missing. (620 mm effective Focal Length) The little duck watches as the Eagle speeds straight at him at about 40 mph. (760 mm effective Focal Length) With perfect timing, the duck always dove and escaped with a mighty splash! […]
Beware of that Underwear Dust
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the […]
The New Supermarket
A new Publix supermarket opened. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the […]
Birthday Calculator
This is amazing! Click on the link below. It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived. How cool is that? After you’ve finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born. […]
Money Angel
This has been sent to me as a Money Angel! They tell me, she really does work like magic! Let see what happens… I am sharing it with all of you, if you want, you can pass it on…
Affaire
Een vrouw had een geheime affaire terwijl haar man op het werk was. Op een dag lag ze met haar minnaar in bed, toen ze plotseling haar man’s auto de oprit hoorde komen. O mijn God, haast je! Grijp je kleren, riep ze naar haar minnaar, en spring uit het raam, mijn man komt thuis. […]
She Just Left My House…
Please keep her going…. She is walking for ovarian cancer. Please pass her on so that she can reach her destination. She’s walking around the world — via e-mail. Pass it on so she can reach her destination! Ovarian Cancer Whispers – so listen… Watch for Pelvic or abdominal pain or discomfort; vague but persistent […]
Dear Tide
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new […]
Church Bulletins
They’re Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services… ——————————————————— The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————- The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’ ———————————————————- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM […]
Thought for the Day
“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” Mahatma Gandhi
