Thought for the Day
If you don’t make things happen, things will happen to you!
Wine vs. Water
To everybody who enjoys a glass of wine… And those who don’t. As someone ones said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of […]
Bozótos Kert Pere
Két fiatalember egy este színház után hazafelé tartott, és megláttak egy jólöltözött, csinos fiatal hölgyet, akit feltűnően követni kezdtek. Az egyik férfi odaszólt a másiknak: – Nem sajnálnék 100.000 forintot, ha az éjszakát vele tölthetném! Nagy meglepetésükre a nő hátrafordult, és így szólt: – Rendben, akkor 100.000 Ft! Mivel a nőnek jó megjelenése és kellemes […]
A Szőke Nő
A szőke nő áll az utcán, és keservesen sír. Odamegy hozzá egy pasas. – Miért sír, kedves, valami baj van? – Igen. Elveszett a kutyám. – Milyen kutya volt? – Német juhász. – Az nagyon okos kutya, ne féljen, haza fog találni. Mire a szőke még jobban el kezd sírni. – És én? Két szőke […]
It can’t get worse, can it?
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal! Car upside down in the bay – see guy standing on it? Call out the wrecker! Coming back up… coming… coming… Coming… almost there! Oops! I could have SWORN I set the brakes on that truck! Time to get a Bigger Wrecker! OK, we got the […]
In Memoriam 63 Years Later
Please read the little cartoon carefully, it’s powerful. Then read the comments at the end. I’m doing my small part by forwarding this message. I hope you’ll consider doing the same. It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, […]
Generation “Y”
– The Silent generation, people born before 1946. – The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959. – Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979. – Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 1995. Why do we call the last one generation Y? I did not know, but a cartoonist explains it eloquently […]
Think about this one
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of […]
Reincarnation
Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a Psychic for help. “Honey,” said the Psychic. “You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be a very desired woman and all men will fall at […]
