Thought for the Day
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t.
The Water Bowl
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to […]
The United Way
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, “Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give […]
I think you’re the father of one of my kids
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels […]
Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical!
We’ve all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I’m lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the […]
How would you like this?
YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE. THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER’S LOUNGE. BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR!!! IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY ……. And had a few drinks!!! AND ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A HIGH RISE…….. AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM… You open the door… NOW, REMEMBER THE FLOOR IS […]
Grandparents are Special
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, ‘But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!’ 2. My young grandson called the other day […]
This is Incredible
THIS IS INCREDIBLE… Read all the Numbers… Slowly and in Order!! Be Careful not to MISS ANY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 l l l l l l l l […]
Four Worms
Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars… The first worm was put into a container of ALCOHOL. The second worm was put into a container of CIGARETTE SMOKE. The third worm was […]
