The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and Jack Daniels and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE […]
Three Husbands
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy *again*, married,…. And this time, her & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children. Standing […]
Help Line
I was depressed last night so I called a crisis help line… Got a freaking call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
An Irish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive Blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and […]
Farmer
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided […]
Sunset at the North Pole
This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point. A scene you will probably never get to see in person, so take a moment and enjoy God at work at the North Pole. You see this indirectly below the moon. An amazing photo and not one easily duplicated.
Irish Sausages
Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? […]
