“Loving Wife”
To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I […]
Hippopotamus & Tortoise
NAIROBI (AFP) – A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa, officials said. The hippopotamus, nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down Sabaki River into […]
Virus Warning!
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960. Symptoms: 1 Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2 Causes you to send a blank e-mail! […]
How to Clean the House
1. Open a new file in your PC . 2. Name it ‘Housework.’ 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?’ 6. Calmly answer, ‘Yes,’ and press mouse button firmly…… 7. Feel better? Works for me!
