Wise Quotes
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: – ‘No good in a bed, […]
Words of Wisdom
Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls […]
NSF
Letter to the bank Dear Sirs: One of my checks was returned marked “insufficient funds”. In view of current events in the banking market, does that refer to me or to you?
Tailgater
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her […]
41 Point Friend Quiz
41 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 41 things about your friends and family, and let them learn 41 things about you! Click forward, change my answers to yours. Send back to me and to several more friends!! 1. Do you like blue cheese? 2. Have you ever smoked […]
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand […]
People are Very Smart
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q:I have never […]
A Short Love Story
At this time of year I found this to be truly touching. A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired […]
Knock on Heaven’s Door
Knock, Knock I knocked at heaven’ door this morning. God asked me… ‘My child, what can I do for you?’ And I said, ‘Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.’ God smiled and answered… ‘Request granted’. If you believe, send this site to seven people. By doing this, you have succeeded in […]
