Cancer Memorial
For those family and friends, who’ve lost their battle with cancer…….God Bless and be with them…… IN MEMORY . . . . . . . These are the colors that represent the different cancers. All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it’s to one more person. In memory of anyone […]
25 Reasons I Owe my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . ‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’ 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. ‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’ 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . ‘If you don’t straighten […]
40 years of marriage…
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a […]
Hot Potato
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally hey got married and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam.’ Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, […]
Sharing Peanuts
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another […]
Mouse Calibration
You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended by Kim Kommando (the computer guru) if you spend a lot of time on the computer. I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was! To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below, then […]
Russian Cake Contest
Everything you see below are entries in a cake decorating contest held in Russia. Everything included must be edible. The sewing machine and other items may look real, but they are simply made of cake, frosting, and candy. Just imagine how many hours went into this contest!
Five Minute Manager
Subject: 5 Minute management course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob […]
Perfect Singles Ad
This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping […]
The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy…
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, […]
