LifeSavers
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green………………Lime Orange ……………Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up […]
Thought of the Day
Even God cannot change the past. Agathon
Jane and Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that?? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Arlene: […]
