Mommy to Mom to Mother
MOTHERS Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; They don’t have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils Are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, Filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried play dough Doesn’t come out of carpets. Real Mothers don’t want to know what […]
Thought of the Day
Nothing we achieve in this world is achieved alone. It is always achieved with others teaching us along the way. Lee J. Colan,
Barack’s Bingo
Rules for Bullshit Bingo 1. Before Obama’s next televised speech, print-out the above bingo card 2. While he reads his teleprompter out-loud, check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout . . . . . “BULLSHIT!”
Po Desiatich Rokoch Manželstva
Manžel vlezie do postele a zašepká nežne a vášnivo do ucha svojej manželky: – Som bez treniek. A žena mu odpovie: – Nechaj ma spať… zajtra ti jedny operiem.
Thought of the Day
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. Les Brown
Thought of the Day
Children, you must remember something. A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and love for his blessings here on earth is ever so alive. Pearl Bailey
Boy Singing to His Little Sister
Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister […]
Thought of the Day
If you want to become the best runner you can be, start now. Don’t spend the rest of your life wondering if you can do it. Priscilla Welch
Thought of the Day
What distinguishes those of us at the starting line from those of us on the couch is that we learn through running to take what the days gives us, what our body will allow us, and what our will can tolerate. John Bingham
