Maxine Explains
Question: What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS? Answer: A crazy bitch who WILL find you!
Thought of the Day
Let your manners speak, your deeds prove and your delivery impress.
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
SUBTLE WAYS A WOMAN WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN SHE IS MAD! FELLAS, THE FOLLOWING IS JUST A HINT. REMEMBER- HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED!
God Bless America
68% will send this on… Should be a 100% PLEASE, SEND IT!! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ […]
České a Slovenské…
Chlápek stojí u hotelové recepce. Když dostane svůj klíč, odchází. Jak se otočí tak vrazí do nějaké ženské, co stála za ním a loktem zavadí o její výstřih. Oba jsou pěkně zaražení a on neví, jak se omluvit, tak řekne: “Madam, jestli je vaše srdce tak měkké, jak vaše poprsí, určitě mi odpustíte”. Ona mu […]
Good Night, Sleep Tight..
Maybe it’s the smell that knocked the boy out in the first place.
Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the officer asks. ‘Just Fred,’ the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a […]
Negative People
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her […]
Thought of the Day
“The most profound statements are often said in silence.” Lynn Johnston
Thought of the Day
“We buy stuff we don’t need with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like” Dave Ramsey
