Letter to God
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, […]
Three Nuns
THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A YANKEE BASEBALL GAME. THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY’D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, “I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE […]
The Sexiest Butt Ever
Is a BIG butt!!!! Something new in the European market Red, sexy, brunette… The sexiest butt ever on the planet for the year 2009 Forget about Kim Kardeshian Forget about J. Lo Forget about Shakira Forget about Jessica Forget about all…. You will see the best ever This will make you forget about all those […]
Merry Christmas
Scroll down and you’ll see Santa’s willy! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * For God’s sake……….. Act your age…….. There is no Santa…..
Thanksgiving Greetings and Pumpkin Pie
(Click on Pumpkin Pie at the end.) TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN’T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED – THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION, THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME […]
I Want to Share This With All the Women..
TO ALL MY DEAREST FRIENDS, I’M SO GLAD I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS! The correct way to weigh yourself: I can’t believe I was doing it wrong all these years. WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD.
