Need a Smile Today?
ENJOY NO, I’m not going to the VET!! This beats the heck out of bunk beds! Aww shucks, I thought I’d end up in the kitchen I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes!!!! Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed.. I have an OUWEE! What do you mean, ‘I look […]
My Ex-Wife the Pilot
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in […]
Some Stuff Just Can’t be Made up…
Wal-Mart Cake make sure you read the story under the picture….. Keep in mind this actually really did happen. Apparently, this cake was for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office. Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: […]
Beautiful Message About Getting Old
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Cat’s Meow
A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
I Am Mouse… Hear me roar!
This mouse diced with death when it tucked into the lunch of a hungry leopard. Seemingly unaware of the beast towering over it, the mischievous rodent grabbed at scraps of meat thrown into the African Leopard’s enclosure. But instead of pouncing on the the tiny intruder the 12-year-old leopard, called Sheena, appeared to be afraid […]
How Adam Got Eve
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a […]
A Child’s View of Thunderstorms
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked […]
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
‘1’ Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! ————————————————————————————————— ‘2’ Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG! ——————————————————————————————————- ‘3’ Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ——————————————————————————————————- ‘4’ Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. […]
