Smart Blonde
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean, it […]
Today is International Disturbed People’s Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend… just as I’ve done. I don’t care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself.. You hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin’ special.
I Rescued A Human Today
Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn’t be afraid. As she stopped at my kennel, I blocked her view from a little accident I had […]
At the Soup Kitchen
Recently Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen . Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0.00 dollars Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup $0.00 dollars Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving government funded meal while taking a picture of […]
Bitchology
FINALLY – Someone is bitchy enough to say it like it REALLY is! . . . . . When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a BITCH. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a BITCH. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or […]
Sick of Angel Emails?
OK, BE HONEST… how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones with ‘I love you so… here’s an angel’… and some mushy poem crap…. And like the cute wasn’t bad enough, they then THREATEN you with bad luck if you don’t […]
Favor…
Hi, I need a small favor.. If it’s not too much trouble. I am going away on vacation, and I need a friend to come over to water my plants while I am gone. The plants are mostly geraniums and begonias. In the hot weather they’ll probably only need water twice a day. I’ll be […]
